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Bleach characters! You have just learned that Ichigo and Rukia are getting married! How do you respond?


As requested by anon. :)


Renji: Whelp. Nothing to do now but hope they’re into kinky threesomes.


Orihime: Or be happy for them?


Renji: I’m hoping to be happy with them!


Orihime:


Renji: Sorry I make bad jokes when I’m really really really depressed.


Kukaku: Fuck yeah a Kuchiki / Shiba marriage!


Kukaku: We Shibas are coming back, baby!


Byakuya: Rukia, I cannot fault you for marrying a peasant who is going to make our entire clan froth at the mouth with rage. I’ve been there.


Byakuya: Although for the record my peasant wasn’t also a living hollow-Quincy who loses his powers every hundred chapters.


Byakuya: So I’m not…thrilled.


Rukia: But he makes me happy, Nii-sama.


Byakuya: I know, Rukia. I know.


Ishida: So I’m still invited to the wedding, right?


Chad: I hope Ichigo isn’t planning to move to Soul Society.


Chad: He will never get his degree.


Aizen: All of those sexy espada I threw at Kurosaki Ichigo, and he STILL goes for the shinigami?


Gin: I guess you’re not the shipper you thought you were, Aizen.


Tatsuki: Wow. Ichigo married. I can’t believe he had the balls to propose!


Mizuiro: I think we both know that Kuchiki proposed to him.


Isshin: Aw, marriage! It reminds me of how your mom and I got married, Ichigo! 


Isshin: I’ll tell you about it sometime! Later. Much, much later.


Ichigo: WHY DO YOU DO THAT?


Isshin: It’s just how I roll.


Juha Bach: Ichigo, as your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, I must object to you, a Quincy, marrying a shinigami.


Ichigo: That’s okay. I’m planning to defeat and kill you before the wedding anyway.


Juha Bach:


Juha Bach: I guess I’ll just return this waffle iron then.


Ganju: My cousin, getting married! I’m gonna be best man, right, Ichigo?


Ichigo:


Ichigo: That depends on why Bonnie is wearing a dress.


Ganju: What? Is she NOT going to be one of the bridesmaids?


Ichigo: Dude, are you really asking me to -


Rukia: OH MY GOD THAT BOAR IS WEARING A DRESS THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER!


Rukia: Looks like I found my flower girl!


Ichigo:


Ichigo: This wedding is going to be strange.

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