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Bleach characters! Soi Fon is pregnant! Your reactions?


As requested by anon. :)


News has just spread around the Seireitei that Soi Fon is going to have a baby! Bleach characters, what are your thoughts?


Omaeda: I AM NOT THE FATHER!


Soi Fon: Nobody suspected that you were, you moron!


Ichigo: You know, I’ve always wondered how Soul Society pregnancies work.


Ichigo: Do they last a super long time because aging in Soul Society is so slow?


Ichigo: Or is it fast because babies have some sort of development shunpo?


Ichigo: Or maybe it’ll be extra fast because it’s a Squad 2 ninja speed baby!!!


Ishida: You don’t know how pregnancy works, do you, Kurosaki?


Ukitake: I just hope that somebody is making that baby a tiny ninja outfit. Because that would be the most adorable thing in the universe.


Ishida: …I’ll get right on it.


Yoruichi: Congratulations, Soi Fon!


Yoruichi: I know you will make a fine mother!


Yoruichi: My only advice is: don’t leave the kid for a hundred years. Apparently that leads to “issues.”


Soi Fon: DON’T SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A SURPRISE!!


Nanao: Okay, we need to throw Soi Fon an awesome WSRA baby shower! Because god knows if we leave it up to Suqd 2, the baby will just get weapons.


Soi Fon: Yes, let’s avoid giving my infant child weapons.


Soi Fon: I really want her to learn hand-to-hand combat first.


Byakuya: I *thought* Soul Society seemed more noble of late.


Byakuya: Soi Fon being with child explains it.


Byakuya: I will acquire a tiny scarf o’ nobility immediately.


Urahara: Soi Fon! That is wonderful news! Will I get to babysit?


Soi Fon: If you get within ten feet of my child, I will kill you.


Urahara:


Urahara: Godfather then?


Kyoraku: The moment that baby begins to crawl, it’s gonna be a handful.


Kyoraku: Because I’m guessing that a child of Soi Fon will have flash step capabilities as a baby - and so will be hard to catch!


Kyoraku: Especially if she’s wearing an adorable ninja outfit.


Ukitake: IT WILL BE SO ADORABLE!

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