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If Bleach characters had an iPhone…


As requested by anon. :)


Let’s pretend that an Apple store opened up in Soul Society. Or that all of the Bleach characters suddenly fell into a phone-buying frenzy. Regardless, they all have iPhones now! What kind of iPhone users might they be?


Hitsugaya: Becomes totally addicted to the iPhone within days. Sleeps with it next to his pillow.


Matsumoto: Mostly uses it to take pictures.


Ishida: Uses it to stay organized. His calender is his most-used function.


Orihime: Uses it to text. A lot.


Chad: Uses it to text. So as to avoid talking.


Ichigo: Never really learns how to use his phone until Orihime makes him.


Hichigo: Gets an iPhone at the same time as Ichigo. Learns to use it immediately.


Szayel: Has a 25 digit code to lock his phone, which he changes monthly.


Grimmjow: Keeps “accidentally” pocket-dialing Ichigo.


Urahara: Invents his own hollow-tracking apps.


Hisagi: Becomes addicted to buying apps. They just all seem useful!


Kensei: Buys one app - Urahara’s hollow-tracking one.


Starrk: Keeps his phone on silent at all times.


Rukia: Becomes addicted to Angry Birds.


Renji: Keeps dropping his phone. It breaks a lot.


Yachiru: Likes to use the GPS function. Does not get lost any less often.


Ulquiorra: Asks Siri philosophical questions.


Yoruichi: Likes to make Siri say funny things.


Nnoitra: Stabbed his phone as a reflex the first time he heard Siri speak.


Kurotsuchi: Reprogams his phone to make it more suitable.


Yukio: Buys every new iPhone several months before it is released to the general public. Somehow.


Yamamoto: Still has the iPhone 1. It still works.


Shinji: Uses his iPhone mostly for music


Riruka: Buys a pink iPhone cover immediately.


Omaeda:
Buys the world’s gaudiest iPhone cover.


Hanataro: Carries around extra chargers, just in case anyone needs them.


Unohana: Makes Isane carry her iPhone for her.


Isane: Buys a back-up phone. Just in case.


Aizen: Uses the iPhone to covertly look up things.


Gin: Is always on his phone during meetings. Doesn’t even try to hide it.


Sasakibe: Memorizes everyone’s number. Never actually gives out his own.


Rose: Has specialized ringtones for everyone.


Byakuya: Uses his iPhone to make phone calls. Because it’s a phone.

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