As requested by anon. :) And also byarenlover. ;)
There’s already been nudity and waking up in the vicinity of Ichigo, Gin, Yoruichi, Rukia, Kyoraku, and Hinamori. Now it’s time to have some Bleach characters wake up only to find themselves next to a very naked Kensei. Bleach characters, how do you react?
Hisagi: T-the captain is naked…in bed…with me…
Hisagi: HE DOES LOVE ME!
Shinji: Kensei, my friend, you may consider yourself to be “the hottest of the Visored,” but you really shouldn’t flaunt it like this. Put on some pants or something.
Lisa: I’m just going to lie here and stare at your massive arms for a while, okay?
Soi Fon: P-please tell me that if we had sex, it was really angry hate sex or something!
Hiyori: YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE OR I’M TOSSING YOUR ASS OUT THE WINDOW, KENSEI!!
Mashiro: Kensei, you pervert, where are your pajamas?!
Tosen: Old captain of mine, there is a reason Squad 9 used to be known as the “hot gay squad.” This is the reason.
Matsumoto: Heeey, Captain Muguruma has a 69 tattoo too! What are the odds?
Matsumoto: …..Hisagi, dude!
Urahara: I appreciate the thought, Kensei, but a simple ‘thank you’ would suffice for all I’ve done!
Ichigo: Um…do you think you could make breakfast? I don’t actually know how.
Rukia: I-I HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO MY FAMILY!
Rukia: But it kinda looks like it was worth it…!
Chad: Heeey, fellow puncher. Fist bump?
Rose: The light falls very artistically across your body, you know, Kensei.
Rose: I think it’s all the muscles.
Yumichika: Maybe it’s time to admit I have a type.
Ikkaku: Pre-breakfast fight?
Grimmjow: This just…feels right.
Ukitake: Wow! I guess Kyoraku was right!
Ukitake: People DO still find me sexy!