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Bleach characters! Rukia and Ichigo are having a baby! How do you respond?


As requested by anon. :) And also anon and reira69. ;)


So! It seems that Ichigo and Rukia are having a baby! What do you think about that, Bleach characters?


Byakuya:


Byakuya:


Byakuya: My clan will NOT be pleased.


Rukia: B-but Nii-sama! More Kuchikis is a good thing, right? And there’s like a 60% chance that Ichigo is secretly a Shiba noble!


Byakuya: Yes. And a 100% chance that he is human. A filthy human peasant.


Ichigo: Hey! Be careful what language you use in front of our unborn baby, Byakuya! That’s the future head of the Kuchiki clan in there!


Byakuya:


Byakuya: [sobs]


Isshin:
MASAKI! MASAKI! WE’RE GOING TO BE GRANDPARENTS! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!


Karin: Ichigo? A dad? Now that’s just weird.


Yuzu: There’s going to be a baby, Karin!! I love babies!! I-I hope it has orange hair like Ichigo’s!


Karin: …I just hope he doesn’t expect me to change diapers.


Orihime:
I-I know Kuchiki and Kurosaki are going to make wonderful parents! That is a very lucky child!


Renji: Yes. Yes they will.


Renji: Now if you’ll excuse me I need to drink myself into unconsciousness while crying.


Kira: I AM TOTALLY THERE!


Aizen: Kurosaki is having a child?


Aizen: New target…acquired.


[ghost] Kaien: I’m proud of you, Kuchiki. You’ve done so well for yourself. You’re a lieutenant, a mother, a great warrior, a loyal friend…


[ghost] Kaien: Oh, and “Kaien” would be a great kid name. If you wanted to, you know, honor my memory. Just throwing that out there.


Ishida:
Kurosaki! Kurosaki! Look! I made your future offspring a tiny, adorable Quincy bow!


Ichigo: Um….why?


Ishida: It is never to early to start training Quincy offspring in the ways of archery!


Ukitake: And I got him a tiny, adorable substitute soul reaper badge!


Ukitake: You know, as a symbol of how he’ll always be part of our family, no matter if he’s human or Quincy or shinigami!


Kyoraku: Or some kind of terrible hybrid! Like you!


Ichigo: …I’m touched.


Rukia: DON’T YOU CALL OUR CHILD A ‘TERRIBLE HYBRID’!


Rukia: HE WILL BE THE MOST AWESOME HYBRID THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!


Rukia: AND HE WILL WEAR NOTHING BUT BUNNY JAMMIES!


Ichigo: Wait, what was that last bit?


Rukia:
Nothing! Don’t worry about it! Just trust me. Our child will be the cutest bunny clad shinigami-Quincy-human ever.

Filed under Bleach Bleachlists Ichigo Rukia IchiRuki Byakuya Isshin Yuzu Karin Orihime Renji Aizen Ishida Kira Kaien Ukitake Kyoraku

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