As requested by melody-of-a-pocket-watch. :) And also anon. ;)
Once again it is time for Bleach characters to gossip about each others’ dating habits! This time, it would seem, news has arrived that the Squad 10 captain is dating Ichigo’s little sister. Bleach characters: your reactions, please?
Matsumoto: I KNEW the captain had a thing for that girl!
Ukitake: Time for celebration candy!
Yuzu: Karin! You have a boyfriend!!
Karin: Shut up, Yuzu!
Karin: But yeah. I totally do.
Ichigo: «crazy eyes» Toshiro, what are you doing???
Isshin: MASAKI I HAVE FAILED YOU! OUR SWEET PRECIOUS DAUGHTER IS DATING A TINY SOUL REAPER!!! I’M SORRRRRRRRY!!!!!
Hitsugaya: WHY DID YOU THROW IN THE WORD ‘TINY’?!?
Chad: I am not surprised. Soccer is truly the most romantic of sports.
Ishida: Tch. That family. First they ARE soul reapers and now they’re DATING soul reapers! They should just move to Soul Society!
Orihime: Whoa! Karin is dating a CAPTAIN!
Hinamori: I feel like I should warn her or something. “Don’t be bait. You’ll get stabbed.”
Urahara: It’s cool. Ichigo’s sisters are used to be being bait.
Hinamori: Oh. That’s all right then.
Tsukishima: It’s so sweet that they’re dating now, after I introduced them.
Karin: You did?
Karin: STOP DOING THAT!
Renji: A human and a soul reaper dating? Seems like a bad idea.
Rukia: But they match! They are the same size! It is SO CUTE!
Matsumoto: Yeah! I never thought the captain would find a girl smaller than him!
Gin: True love does exist. In miniature.
Hitsugaya: This is EXACTLY why I don’t like to share news.