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Bleach characters! You have just learned that Yoruichi and Ichigo are dating! How do you respond?


As requested by anon. :)


Once again it is time to let Bleach characters talk about our ships! This time, it seems that word has just spread that Ichigo and Yoruichi are a couple. Bleach characters, how do you feel about this development?


Soi Fon: I AM GOING TO KILL THAT ORANGE-HAIRED WANNABE SHINIGAMI AND THEN I AM GOING TO GRIND HIM INTO POWDER AND FEED HIM TO MY CAT!!!!


Yoruichi: Soi Fon! You have a cat?


Soi Fon: I do! She’s black! Her name is “Awesome-pants!”


Yoruichi: Good for you! Just one thing - YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEED MY BOYFRIEND TO HER!


Soi Fon: Boyfriend. «shudders»


Urahara: Huh. I guess sending them to Soul Society together was a bad idea…


Tessai: True. You should never send a couple on a honeymoon before they are married.


Tessai:
It’s bad luck.


Ukitake: I remember that time on the bridge, when Yoruichi punched her hand into Ichigo’s stomach, left behind an anesthetic, and then carried him away over her shoulder. I knew then that this would be.


Byakuya: Is it romantic for a woman to carry off an unconscious male?


Ukitake: It is if it’s Yoruichi!


Byakuya: She carried off my hair tie once.


Ichigo: Sorry, Byakuya. I win this time.


Ichigo: Actually, every time.


Isshin:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR THAT BATTLE LEOTARD, WOMAN! MY YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE SON WAS THERE! YOU CORRUPTED HIM!


Isshin: Nah, I’m just kidding! This is awesome! YOU ARE NOW MY DAUGHTER!


Yoruichi: Yay?


Yuzu: Sometimes I worry about dad.


Karin: Sometimes?


Ishida: Am I the only one worrying about the litter box issue?


Renji: Yes. Because that’s weird.


Ishida: I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN THAT SHE IS A TALKING CAT!


Keigo: So…Ichigo goes to Soul Society. Comes back with a beautiful woman.


Keigo: I guess being involved in that shit isn’t ALL bad.


Tatsuki: Beautiful? Try gorgeous! How is Yoruichi NOT out of Ichigo’s league?


Ichigo: Um, I am the hero. And I’m pretty hot.


Tatsuki: HAVE YOU SEEN HER FLAWLESS BODY?


Ichigo: Yes.


Ichigo: Frequently.


Rukia:


Orihime:

Ichigo:
Hey, now! Don’t make those faces! If you guys wanted to go out with me, you should have done what Yoruichi did!


Rukia: Gotten naked at every opportunity?


Orihime: Been an adorable kitty at least 50% of the time?


Ichigo: Um no. Asked me.


Yoruichi: While being naked!


Ichigo: Shhhh!


Chad: Holy crap. I cannot take the cuteness!

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