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Tumblr dictionary


Tumblr daze:
When you just sit there refreshing your dash over and over even though nothing is happening because inertia has taken over.


Dash drought: When nobody is posting anything, so your dash is dead. Often occurs in the dead of night, early in the morning, or when everybody is in school.


Dash deluge: When there are too many new posts to keep up with.


Night blogging: The weirdness and silliness that takes over tumblr when night falls.


Post regret: When you post something and then think, “WTF was I thinking? That was so dumb!” Often felt after getting zero notes.


Post panic: Realizing you posted something with an egregious typo.


Initial flurry:
The notes you get right after posting something, before the count drops off and becomes sporadic.


Re-post pariah: Somebody ostracized by the tumblr community for re-posting rather than reblogging.


Shame reblog:
Reblogging something because the post says that you’re a terrible person if you don’t.


Fear reblog: Reblogging something because the post says something terrible will happen if you don’t.


Curiosity reblog: Reblogging something because the post says something awesome will happen if you do.


Theme envy: Wanting somebody else’s theme.


Stalkee Friend:
A person whose blog you visit so often that you feel like you know them and are their friend, even though you’ve never actually talked to them.


Stalker Friend: A person who visits your blog so often that they feel like they know you and are your friend, even though they’ve never actually talked to you.


Tumblr acquaintance: Someone on tumblr you talk to occasionally.


Tumblr friend: Someone on tumblr you talk to frequently.


Tumblr bestie: Your favorite person on tumblr whose favorite you also are.


Tumblr paradox: The sudden realization that you could run into a close tumblr friend in real life without realizing it.


Tumblr effect:
Gradually having one’s life taken over by tumblr, even if you joined with no intention of spending much time on it.


[feel free to add more…]

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