[A companion piece to my previous post, “Fans ship you with Ichigo. What is your reaction? http://bleachlists.tumblr.com/post/25833922191/fans-ship-you-with-ichigo-what-is-your-reaction]

Ishida: YES PLEASE.

Ichigo: What? Inoue? Why - does she like me or something?

Renji: I, uh, kinda have a thing for Rukia, actually.

Chad: [turns red]

Rukia: Yeah, I can see it.

Byakuya: No.

Matsumoto: Just because I threw myself on top of her naked doesn’t mean I want to sleep with her! Although, now that you mention it….sure. I’d hit that.

Grimmjow: Well, I DO like redheads…

Ulquiorra: Ship, you say? You humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your ships in the very palms of your hands.

Aizen: I thought I made it clear that abducting Inoue was in reality all about Ichigo.

Gin: She’s very pretty, but I think Aizen would scold me.

Tatsuki: Orihime isn’t really my type. I prefer butch girls.

Keigo: Inoue? I dunno. I think Ichigo might stab me or something.

Mizuiro: I have plenty of girlfriends already, thanks.

Hichigo: Sure thing! Unlike Ichigo, I’ll get somewhere.

Yoruichi: Why do you people keep shipping me with humans? Humans can’t keep up with me.

Hitsugaya: I have enough giant boobs in my life!