[A companion piece to my previous post, “Fans ship you with Ichigo. What is your reaction? http://bleachlists.tumblr.com/post/25833922191/fans-ship-you-with-ichigo-what-is-your-reaction]
Ishida: YES PLEASE.
Ichigo: What? Inoue? Why - does she like me or something?
Renji: I, uh, kinda have a thing for Rukia, actually.
Chad: [turns red]
Rukia: Yeah, I can see it.
Matsumoto: Just because I threw myself on top of her naked doesn’t mean I want to sleep with her! Although, now that you mention it….sure. I’d hit that.
Grimmjow: Well, I DO like redheads…
Ulquiorra: Ship, you say? You humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your ships in the very palms of your hands.
Aizen: I thought I made it clear that abducting Inoue was in reality all about Ichigo.
Gin: She’s very pretty, but I think Aizen would scold me.
Tatsuki: Orihime isn’t really my type. I prefer butch girls.
Keigo: Inoue? I dunno. I think Ichigo might stab me or something.
Mizuiro: I have plenty of girlfriends already, thanks.
Hichigo: Sure thing! Unlike Ichigo, I’ll get somewhere.
Yoruichi: Why do you people keep shipping me with humans? Humans can’t keep up with me.
Hitsugaya: I have enough giant boobs in my life!