As requested by anon. :)
In my big bad series, Bleach characters react to the news that some unexpected person has just been revealed as Bleach’s main villain. Today that person is….Mashiro. Bleach characters, everything villainous in Bleach is secretly Mashiro’s doing! Your reactions?
Kensei: NOT A-FUCKING-GAIN!
Kensei: WHY IS IT ALWAYS *MY* SUBORDINATES WHO TURN OUT TO BE BACKSTABBING CREEPS?!?
Tosen: Maybe you are a bad captain.
Kensei: YOU SHUT YOUR FACE
Hisagi: I SURVIVED A FIGHT WITH BLEACH’S BIG BAD!
Hisagi: AND I DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO BE RESCUED!
Kensei: It was a training fight, Shuhei.
Hisagi: And I’m counting it anyway!
Ichigo: Shit! We still haven’t seen her zanpakuto power!
Ichigo: Which probably means it’s super powerful!
Lisa: Also she can mask for fifteen hours at a time.
Gin: Oops I cut the wrong visored in half.
Soi Fon: Well. How shocking that Bleach’s main villain is one of Urahara’s friends!
Hiyori: I always knew there was something off about Mashiro!
Hachigen: But I thought….that she was one of my friends.
Yamamoto: Looks like it wasn’t a mistake to exile those guys after all.
Yhwach: It was, however, a mistake to invite them back with open arms.
Yamamoto: You should talk. You just got upstaged by a partially hollow shinigami.
Yhwach: Inevitable really.
Aizen: I would just like to point out that I hollowfied her.
Aizen: And therefore everything in Bleach is still my doing.
Mashiro: Because I just happened to go out into those woods.
Mashiro: And just happened to find the empty uniforms.
Mashiro: And just happened to be one of the first ones hollowfied.
Mashiro: No way that was my plan all along!
Mashiro: Because nobody ever acts different than the way they really are!
Kensei: You mean the way you always annoyed me - that was just an act?
Mashiro: No that was the best part!
Kensei: I HATE EVERYTHING